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This edition is out of print For current Paperback edition see Tell Me It's RealDo you believe in love at first sight Paul Auster doesn't Paul doesn't believe in much at all He's thirty slightly overweight and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by His closest friends are a two legged dog named Wheels and a uasibipolar drag ueen named Helena Handbasket He wor Only 199 today at US 5119 I m going to Freddie Prince Jr the crap out of this review Okay folks picture this You are on an airplane cross country smushed between your husband who is trying to sleep and a stranger who happens to be a dude You start reading this book and literally cannot stop laughing for the whole flight Not dainty chuckles but full out unladylike guffaws Friends I suffered some pretty dirty looks from both my husband and said stranger over this book I caught my husband reading over my shoulder at one point probably to find out what strange book has caused his wife to go from semi normal to a hyena laughing fool and the first words he caught were giant black dildoLet s just say my hubby s respect of my reading materials went way down This book is certainly not for everyone as others have said This book is chock full of crazy one liners and improbable situations that serve sole the purpose of causing me to snort my coffee up my nose which I did ouch I can see how some people may find it tedious I on the other hand found it to be irresistible and hilarious I loved that the MC is a slightly overweight effeminate man with a drag ueen bestie I adored Paul s parents and grandma ADORED I found the book as a whole to be really really refreshing Okay if I m going to nit pick I d say that Vince didn t seem nearly as dumb as everyone made him out to be minus his comments about Asia WTF Overall he seemed to be rather uick witted However this book is easily 5 stars for me because it was just so much FUN I had a blast reading it and would 100% recommend it to anyone who loves funny lighthearted readsgoodreads instagram twitter blog

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Nce with his car in a completely unintentional if he died it'd only be manslaughter kind of way he's forced to see Vince in a whole new light The only thing stopping Paul from believing in Vince is himself and that is one obstacle Paul can't uite seem to overcome But when tragedy strikes Vince's family Paul must put aside any notions he has about himself and stand next to the man who thinks he's perfect the way he i Look at this book cover LOOK AT ITYou have to wonder what the hell anyone involved was thinking Just how why Was it Crack Friday like casual Fridays at work but with crack That s the only reasonable explanation See It happens More often than you would think I hear it s refreshingYou know what would have been better than this book coverAnything Anything at allMaybe even just a plain cover with the title typed in 12 point New Times Roman font Double spaced You can never go wrong with that College has taught me that Never doubt the power of 12 pt New Times Roman I have straight A sOkay so crack cover or not this book is hilarious TJ Klune is hilarious His The Lightning Struck Heart had me laughing my ass off and this one did too I am ass less now It looks good on meThank goodness my mom jeans have an elastic waist because my ass can t hold those things up any Too much LMAO sIt is also a super gay book Like it needs a cape or something with how super it is And a cape might help this book cover So if you don t like super gayness If it s your kryptonite then you better stay far away Maybe cover yourself in lead paint It s for the best really For all of us Not you of course but for the rest of usHands up on who wishes the Boomers would just die already wow that s a lot of hands Keep wishing guys They can t possibly last that much longer We can win this thingThis is an epic romance between a slightly and by that I mean VERY awkward and self conscious gay man and a homo jock The homo jock is so epic that our awkward hero thinks that he must be Freddy Prinze Junioring him But he s not It s real And awesomeThere is also the most supportive family of a gay man ever a best friend drag ueen a nana and a homophobic parrotWhat can you ask for

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Ks a dead end job in a soul sucking cubicle and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one time Paul is going to wring its stupid neck Enter Vince Taylor Vince is everything Paul isn't Sexy confident and dumber than the proverbial box of rocks And for some reason Vince pursues Paul relentlessly Vince must be messing with him because there is no way Vince could want someone like Paul But when Paul hits Vi I do this with a heavy heart because I know everybody loves this book But there were so many jokes here so many damn asides and so much random rambling that I could barely get through this missive without an anxiety attack There were funny parts sure but the sheer volume and redundancy and nearly hysterical pitch of Paul s inner monologue strangled me Paul was insecure But he was also a shithead Where was the steam There was the one scene You know the one where Paul tripped on a shoe and his face bounced off the bed Hot no not reallyAnd since when is vagina the root of all evil Look I love me some cock yeah But we don t need to dis the vagina it serves a purpose What did labia ever do to deserve this The first part of last chapter was all kinds of bullshit What was the point of THAT ridiculous story It was a JOKE I know But was it necessary Please let s put that fourth wall back up where it belongs


10 thoughts on “Tell Me It's Real

  1. says:

    Only 199 today at US 5119 I'm going to Freddie Prince Jr the crap out of this review Okay folks picture this You are on an airplane cross country smushed between your husband who is trying to sleep and a stranger who happens to be a dude You start reading this book and literally cannot stop laughing for the whole flight Not dainty chuckles but full out unladylike guffaws Friends I suffered some pretty dirty loo

  2. says:

    This is one of those books that will either continuously make you chortle or fasten on your countenance a broad smile In either case you will be divertedWhen Paul sees Vince for the first time he doesn’t think that something genuin

  3. says:

    Okie Dokie D Everything has been updated correctly now You've got yer blurb the page count still slightlywrong but hey who gives a nutI can't wait for you all to read this Oh and did you know apparently I've been out of th

  4. says:

    This is the second book I've read by TJ Klune and while I liked Bear Otter and the Kid it was too rambly and angsty for me to be very interest

  5. says:

    I do this with a heavy heart because I know everybody loves this book But there were so many jokes here so many damn asides and so much random rambling that I could barely get through this missive without an anxiety attack There were funny parts sure but the sheer volume and redundancy and nearly hysterical pitch of Paul's inner monologue strangled me Paul was insecure But he was also a shithead Where was the steam There

  6. says:

    Paul's a little crazy Vince is a little simple SandyHelena are a whole lot twisted And Johnny Depp needs to be deep fried

  7. says:

    5 StarsAt this point I shouldn’t be surprised by how much I connect with Klune’s stories or by how much I find myself loving his highly memorable characters Much like with my experiences reading Klune's fantasy epic Tales From Verania series and also his heart warming and emotionally charged Bear Otter and the Kid series I found myself enjoying countless elements of Klune’s remarkable storytelling this ti

  8. says:

    Look at this book cover LOOK AT ITYou have to wonder what the hell anyone involved was thinking Just how why Was it Crack Friday like casual Fridays at work but with crack That's the only reasonable explanation See It happens More often than you would think I hear it's refreshingYou know what would have been better than

  9. says:

    I loved this book the first time I read it almost five years agoI loved it the second time I read it in 2016 I

  10. says:

    DNF page 224 of 350I guess I love authors who use angst greatly but then they try their comic streak and they crash noisily So note to myself Beware of funny experimentationsI'm sorry but I'll interrupt this book I can't go on like t