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John the Maruess of Ralston charming and devastatingly handsome his wicked reputation matched only by his sinful smileIf she's not careful she'll break the most important rule of all the one that says that pleasure seekers should never fall hopelessly desperately in lov. This was absolutely enchanting lovely witty funny emotional and a billion similar epithets I really loved it 3The style of writing is great much to my liking the dialogue is witty and funny and the characters believable and loveable 3 I only wish Sarah MacLean had books so I could enjoy her writing some The first chapter had me giggling and suealing all over hahah Callie is trying to hide in the bushes during a ball because her mother forced her to wear the ugliest dress ever made in mankind XD and of course there she meets Ralston 3 It was lovely and funny The second chapter is 10 years after that yes 10 Callie is dissapointed in life watching her younger sister get engaged while she remains a spinster oh that is such a dreadful word Anyway one night she decides to live her life be free and do what she would like to do if she were not confined by society and the fact that she is a woman So she goes to Ralston to do the first thing on her list get kissed passionately And so it begins 3I just loved them such a great couple she did not dissolve into tears on every little thing even that one time when I really though should do it she was strong and got in his face hehehehe he deserved it XD Gabriel was sigh so lovely their chemistry was incredible every conversation filled with tension and he s so freaking good at creating it 3 no wonder she went musshy all the time near him loooolA great book and I highly recommend it for all the lovers of historicals it is very well written Can t wait for Nick s story 3 3 3

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Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake

Atisfied And so she's vowed to break the rules and live the life of pleasure she's been missingBut to dance every dance to steal a midnight kiss to do those things Callie will need a willing partner Someone who knows everything about rule breaking Someone like Gabriel St. I loved the on the shelf heroine who decides to do all the things ladies aren t supposed to do smoke a cheroot gamble attend a duel and the scandalous hero who gets caught up in her rule breaking until he actually helps her do some of the things on her list Totally recommended

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A lady does not smoke cheroot She does not ride astride She does not fence or attend duels She does not fire a pistol and she never gambles at a gentlemen's clubLady Calpurnia Hartwell has always followed the rules rules that have left her unmarried and than a little uns. There once was a plain and plumpish blubbery waste of space girl with tons of money called Calpurnia who never got married even though she had some suitors We re told she s a pragmatic girl who has dreams of marriage house home and children but she s turned everyone away because they re not the same as that handsome guy she once talked to for a couple minutes a decade ago about how her uaintly Classical name isn t really cause for eternal shame and contemplated suicideSo in the meantime she s beaten herself up emotionally about how she ll die the same fat and lonely sow she s always been Occasionally she faps to Homer and his romance of Odysseus and Penelope but then feels ashamed that a megaton heifer like herself should even entertain such thoughts Because as she is entirely all too aware pretty babies abort when a plain girl even considers sipping from one of theseBut then one day after she s been reminded by herself and others once too often that she s a dusty loser of the Youth Beauty and Happiness Game she decides to Fuck That Shit and makes a list of racy and scandalous stuff to do because who cares what an obese and homely water buffalo like herself does anyway She s going to pick herself up and fly free dammitSo one night drunk on sherry she arrives at the house of her decade old object of pathetic pining with the intent of getting a kiss from him Of course he soon has those Inexplicable Feelings for the hefty cow with the massive milk bags and is Fiercely Protective of her to his sudden bewilderment and confusionBut now that they re in closer uarters because his Italian half sister future series heroine needs a Professor Higgins to make her presentable in Society this most notorious rake in London blah blah blah lame cliche and Two Ton Annie will discover that what they ve been looking for all along is each otherI didn t get far Page 150 Such self abuse is biblically abhorrent and I felt lightning starting to crackle around me so I bailed But from what I did read it was every Regency romance cliche packed into one book Marriage wager Making out in a carriage I tried to read this because of the raves but there was absolutely nothing in it that I haven t read in books like this before There was the ugly duckling heroine who eventually becomes a swan paired with the bad ass rake who is really a slightly risue playboy with media savvy Blah The heroine was really ridiculous the heaps of abuse she put on herself and got from others such a blatant attempt by the author to get me behind herIt gets than a little wearying to read a heroine who has the attitude ofwhen my attitude isIf these are the awesome romances of today penned by Ivy League educated authors then I m going to stick with the trashy rapefests of the 70s and 80s by Midwestern housewives thankee very much


10 thoughts on “Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake

  1. says:

    This book has everything single thing I love about romance novels • a kill me now sob alpha hero be still my pitter pattering heart D • an amazing heroine who is brace yourself now shock normal • biting humor• great repartee• story focus on hh 999% of the time a rare breed of book• originality for something that's been done 36 gazillion times• superb tension building• unpredictability where you’re ex

  2. says:

    There once was a plain and plumpish blubbery waste of space girl with tons of money called Calpurnia who never got married even though she had some suitors We're told she's a pragmatic girl who has dreams of marriage house home and children but she's turned everyone away because they're not the same as that handsome guy she once ta

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    Updated because I've been asked by the lovely Jessie Edwards one of the fabulous ladies in charge of the Avon Addicts program to choose my favorite Avon romance Is she kidding?? She must be joking Just one???sigh Anyway to refresh my memory I reread a few of my old Avon reviews and I've decided to repost this review in hopes that an

  4. says:

    5 stars – Historical RomanceWhat a wonderful charming sexy entertaining sweet funny emotional steamy and well written regency romance with an utterly lovable uirky plump Plain Jane wallflower spinster heroine and a sexy as sin tarnished he

  5. says:

    I loved the on the shelf heroine who decides to do all the things ladies aren't supposed to do smoke a cheroot gamble attend a duel and the scandalous hero who gets caught up in her rule breaking until he actually helps her do some of the things on her list Totally recommended

  6. says:

    I enjoyed this book a lot It was rich with depth and with characters that I was interested in reading about Callie was tired of being trapped by society's expectations and the box she'd been put into and decided to claim some happines

  7. says:

    Nine Rules to Follow When Writing a Regency Romance1 Read Georgette Heyer This one is self evident If it's not read this2 Spinster on the shelf Make sure your heroine is never the belle of the ball Young vibrant beautiful la

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  9. says:

    This was absolutely enchanting lovely witty funny emotional and a billion similar epithets I really loved it 3The style of

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    I absolutely adored this book It was uite sensational 😜😜😜Seda My dear friend thank you so much for recommending thi

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